Thursday, November 20, 2014

Shit you find when you're moving.

I am literally flabbergasted by the amount of crap I have found while going through my stuff. I mean, it's nuts. I have saved scraps upon scraps upon scraps of paper, to the point where I had started sticking them in ziploc bags. Mind you, they all had something on them that I would need, and I also found a butt load of receipts from the liberry that had books that I found interesting. So far, I've put in nearly 400 books into my goodreads account. HOLY SHITBALLS. The first round took me over 90 minutes. Yeesh. Tons of lists, phone numbers, addresses, you name it, I had it on a scrap piece of paper. I did however, find a list that my best friend and I made over lunch about 4 years ago, and I figured that I would share it. Because let's be honest here. Everyone needs to do this at some point in their life, especially if you were born in the 80s. So here it is:

m0rk & m!ndy's Awesome late 90s movies viewlist!

  1. The Faculty
  2. Can't hardly wait
  3. Disturbing behavior
  4. 10 things I hate about you
  5. Starship troopers
  6. American Pie
  7. Fifth Element
  8. Independence day
  9. The Matrix
  10. Armageddon
  11. Austin Powers: International man of mystery
  12. The craft
  13. Scream
  14. Varsity blues
  15. Cruel intentions
  16. Dumb and Dumber
  17. Dogma
  18. Fight club
  19. Men in Black
  20. Good burger
  21. Ace Ventura: Pet detective
  22. Anaconda
  23. Beavis and Butthead do America
  24. High School High
  25. Liar Liar
And there you have it. Now I'm sure we missed some, this was made hastily with good intentions, and I'm sure that we included some that are from the early 2000s. But that's okay, they still fit the criteria! Feel free to add your own in the comments!

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Snot-nosed and sweat pants-ed. The Vap-o-rub edition.

I may actively start using this, because A TON has happened to me since the last time I posted (like, the one in March). I somehow managed to snag an AMAZING guy, and I'm in the middle of moving in with him, It's still a lot to take in and process, but I think I'm getting through it just fine. He's been around since May, so I think with my track record, I think that he's a keeper! I just want to keep yelling, 'HAY YA'LL, I CAUGHT ONE!' to everyone I know. It's ridiculous, I swear! I have no clue what direction this blog will take. I may post about food, books, movies, or whatever I feel is important for y'all to know. Hopefully I'll stick to it this time, but eh, who the hell knows.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Poopyface Tomato Nose

Here I am again. Or is it..
Oh hell, I'll just embed it, just for y'all. And you better watch it!!!
I'm trying to distract myself during training- Emotional Eating! Yay! I don't have anything else to do, so I might as well do something, right?
I'm about to encounter a crash course with my comic books- I have about 40 to read by tomorrow night. And that's just the individual issues, not the collections. WHY DO I DO DIS TO MYSELF?!?! Infinity Gauntlet? Check. Silver Surfer: Rebirth of Thanos: Check. Hawkeye? Check. I have my Marvel Spectrum covered. Now, I did come across a CD (what are those?) that has all of the DC themes from movies and T.V. It's pretty rad, so I'm going to give it a spin. It has the '76 Wonder Woman theme, so that's worth the entire album. However, it's the very last track (#31). Saving the best for last, eh, DC? That's cools. NOW JUST GIVE THE WOMAN A DAMN MOVIE ALREADY

Wonder WoMAAAAAANNNN!!! I'm still trying to figure out HTML, so bear with me while I do that, por flavor. I have paragraph breaks down. That's it. Yeesh. I've got a looooong way to go on the path of blog legitness. Middy

Monday, March 17, 2014

Where I thought it would be a good idea to start ANOTHER blog that will most likely fail...

So here I am again. For like the 7th or 8th time. Why must I do this to myself and everyone? BECAUSE I CAN. But this time, I had a legit blog itch, so I'm running with it. I make no promises nor guarantees that I'm going to keep up with this. I'd rather say it up front than talk out of my ass about it. I can however, promise: book junk, events, pop culture musings, true tales, .gifs, and all that cool shit that goes comes with an awesome blog. Lots of typing. Like this:
So... yeah. I think that's it for now.