Tuesday, August 11, 2015

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It was Easter Sunday; the day Lilly’s life went from safe and comfortable to dangerously unfamiliar. Her transformation takes her from a small town girl having an affair with a low ranked gangster in the Montiago crime syndicate, to a woman of grace and fortitude married to the head of the organization.
Lilly tells the story of her life -- and the lives of her children -- with childlike innocence, yet she's desperate for security and companionship. The hint of forbidden love and betrayal that ultimately puts brother against brother adds to the suspense and intrigue. The syndicate engulfs the Montiago family as they turn each other inside out over the love of a woman. Easter's Lilly is an inspired journey from the idyllic to the darker side of self-discovery. Read as the over-privileged brothers embark on their journey that twists and turns down the road of unbridled passion in the first book of the series.






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Judy Serrano holds a Master of Arts in English from Texas A&M University, CommerceShe is the owner of Make Cents Editing Service, and was an adjunct professor at a local college. Currently she teaches high school English and is a freelance writer for certain on-line publications. Judy also writes romantic suspense and paranormal romance novels. She is the author of The Easter’s Lilly Series,The Linked Seriesand Ivy Vines, Visions.
Although originally form New York, Judy resides in Texas with her husband, four boys, four dogs and now two cats. She sings and plays guitar when she has time and enjoys singing with her very musical family in church when she is able.











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I'm not crazy, I promise! Or, the couponing post that was only supposed to take 2 days to write but instead took 11.

I am a couponer.

But I am not a crazy couponer. I don't not have a binder, and I do not dumpster dive for coupons that people have thrown out. Seriously, who the fuck does that? Oh yeah, that woman on Extreme Couponing. That same woman made her pregnant friend dumpster dive with her. I can't even, y'all.

However, I WILL throw some serious shade/side eye or just flat out tell you to put down the last bowl of $.85 easy mac since you already have 20 in your cart. YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY. But I do, so gtfo of my way and lemme have 'em.

accurate meme.

I will also stock up on $1.19 jars of pasta sauce and $3 boxes of tampons because you can't get stuff for THAT CHEAP anywhere else. Yes I know dollar stores and Aldi have them, but my favorite brands are super cheap, and they're the bigger boxes. This shit will last me for months, y'all. I normally shop at Kroger and HEB, but especially Kroger when they're having their "Mega Event" sale. Combined with coupons, you can save a SHIT ton of money. My goal is to save somewhere between 40-60%. The past 2 trips, I have saved 53% and 67%. IT WAS AWESOME. Truth be told, the planets have to align for me to save that much. Stuff that I will actually use will be on sale, and there will be matcing coupons for those items. It's a perfect storm for saving some serious cashola. I normally will save about 30-50% on a normal trip. It's no 97%, but it's still money saved. Please don't ask me what I do with my savings, because I don't have a budget, so I just aim to spend less than $200 a month on groceries. I should note that it's just me and GS in the apartment, but food-wise it feels like there's 6. -_-

This is what I look like when I save all the money. No clue what it means, tho.

For example, Tuesday morning (8/4), my total went from $148 to $81, for a savings of 43%. Mind you, I would've saved more, but they were out of several items that I needed, so I'm going to have to go to another Kroger. Boo! And, I normally shop on Sunday mornings, but this was the only free time that I had, so we ended up at Kroger at 6:15 in the morning. DO NOT GO TO KROGER AT 6:15 IN THE MORNING. Worst. Idea. Ever. Cleaning crews, stockers everywhere. Shouldn't that shit be finished already?! Uggghhhh. Oh, and there were no actual cashiers, just the self check outs. I was pretty happy with my purchase, however. I'm still looking for that receipt, but I did go for round 2 on Sunday (8/9), so I'll post that one here. I took my mom with me so that she could see me in action, and in case I needed someone to make an extra purchase for me. She ended up buying a few things for herself, and she was also very excited once her final total showed up on the screen. I think it went from $46 to $32. Not bad for her first time!

Round 2. FIGHT.

The picture isn't the best, but I had a coupon for every item that was purchased. All the darker print is money off each item. BOO-YAH.

Now, I will also say that I do get 4 papers on Sunday, which gives me more coupons to save money. I don't hover over the ads and match up the coupons, ain't nobody got time for that! I have 2 websites that I cross-reference that do the heavy work for me. I just have to either print or clip my coupons, and I'm ready to go! I like to call myself a "Lazy" couponer as opposed to a "Crazy" one. It takes me about an hour to prepare, sometimes more, sometimes less, it just depends on how the sale is running. The Kroger Mega Event always has a Buy X, Save $X (ex Buy 5, Save $5, Buy 4, Save $4), so you have to plan the trip around quantities and coupons. If you don't make the mark, you don't get the discount. That is absolutely crucial to a couponer. I always have my quantities and coupons sorted out before I hit the store. Usually, if I'm short an item or two to make the amount needed, they always have items that are .99, which couponers call them filler items. Almost everytime, I get Goldfish. Okay everytime. BUY ALL THE GOLDFISH. Seriously, can you every really get enough? No, you can't.

Hoe-kay. So I think that's it for couponing. If you have any questions/comments, just leave 'em here and I'll get to them when I can!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Prison Trilogy- Author Interview (Whaaaaaat?!?!)




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THE PRISON TRILOGY
by Glen Aaron




Summary of Book 1 of The Prison Trilogy -- Observer: The Ronnie Lee and Jackie Bancroft Spencer Morgan Story, a tale of people, greed, envy, manipulation... even crime!

When Jackie Bancroft's husband died in 1952, he left her an heiress to the income and value of The Wall Street Journal and one of the wealthier women in America. Almost 50 years later, Jackie would marry Ronnie Lee Morgan, a 50-year old gay interior decorator. Morgan was one of many clients in the active law practice of author Glen Aaron. This unusual marriage lasted until Jackie's mysterious death five years later. Throughout that period, Aaron became entwined in the personal lives and demands of the couple, along with handling many of their legal affairs. The huge money and property distributions made by Jackie to her husband, designed and handled by Aaron, resulted in a two-year federal prison sentence for Aaron. The first book in the trilogy is that story.

THE OTHER TWO BOOKS IN THE SERIES:





1. What an amazing journey you have been on! What compelled you to write about your experiences with the Bancroft/Lee case, Col. George Trofimoff, and your prison experience?
The writing bug had bitten me in college when I was acquiring an English degree at Baylor University. However, following a law degree at the University of Texas, I only had time for legalese for the next 40 years. I really hadn't thought about writing a book of any genre until I was assigned as a cellmate, Colonel George Trofimoff, at federal prison. For 13 months, he and I lived together in a cell about twice the size of a bathroom. As I learned his story -- and I had plenty of time to learn it -- I came to realize that the world should know this story. Later, I decided to write my story of how I “earned” my way into prison, which was based upon my legal representation of the Wall Street Journal heiress and her husband. Following that, my mind kept going back to the fascinating people I had met in federal prison, some really bad and some really good. I felt that it would make an interesting read. Thus, The Prison Trilogy.
2. Were you encouraged to share your prison experiences by others?
No, I don't recall anyone ever suggesting that. Most people who have gone to prison try to keep it quiet and a secret. My life has always been pretty much an open book, and by the time I got out of prison, I was already working on George's book. Little did I know that it would take me 10 years of interview, research, and writing, along with publishing to get the book out.
3. What do you want people to take away from reading this story?
I'm so glad you asked! Most families are too busy living their lives and getting by to know what goes on in a courtroom and how it works. If they think of it at all, they think of it in terms of unease and somewhat of a mystery. The truth of the matter is that, for the last 50 years, American civil and criminal justice has evolved and developed various tricks, nuances and prejudices that render unjust results. There have been numerous books written about this, but very few actually show how it works and what it is. Because George Trofimoff had his entire trial transcript in our cell, and because of my long experience as a trial lawyer, I was able to write a book that actually shows, under oath, what goes on behind the scenes that a jury never sees, and that leads them, quite often, to rendering an unjust verdict.
What I would like for this book, Observer: The Colonel George Trofimoff Story, the tale of America's highest-ranking military officer convicted of spying, to do is to create enough controversy that there is a national discussion or debate about how our judicial system should be revised from the judges to the prosecutors to the ineffective decadent defense counsels and the rules of procedure under which they all operate.
4. Tell us a little about West Texas Authors and Artists. What was your chief motivation for starting this blog?
I was born and raised and practiced in West Texas. From Terlingua to El Paso to Lubbock to Abilene and back, I have spent a lifetime coming to know outstanding artists, playwrights and authors, and yet, there are many that I have not met.  The talent in this vast geographical section of Texas is beyond a scale imaginable. Some of the authors are published by traditional houses and are quite famous. The vast majority are Indies, most of them are equally talented, but have not had access to the big three publishing houses. Some of our playwrights have actually been successful off-Broadway, and many of our artists have had success in New York and Santa Fe studios, while many others, just as talented, simply haven't had the "who you know" connection.
My blog at www.glenaaron.com introduces West Texas authors, playwrights and artists. I am constantly inspired by what I see in each genre.
5. You write about a large number of topics. Obviously, your background as a trial attorney has some influence on the topics of choice. But where does your interest for other topics, such as myths, terrorism and horse-trading come from?
Well, I see that you have certainly done your homework. Since going into Baylor as a very young man, I have studied the world's major religions, and even some that are of minor sect. As to terrorism, a good deal of my professional career was also spent as an international business and banking consultant, which required a good bit of international travel. In fact, I had an office in China, Panama, Belize, and of counsel, Great Britain. In those days, I had a Ludlum addiction, along with other geopolitical thrillers. On long trips, along with reading, I would take a critical look at such things as airport security, taxi and hotel danger, and bank exposure in various countries. I even visited foreign prisons to see what they were like (an odd coincidence, no?). It just became somewhat of a hobby during mundane international travel, and I think, instead of thinking that I could write a book, I always thought, "You know, I ought to contact Ludlum about this," so he can create a great story.
As to the horse-racing, I have owned race horses and represented many jockeys and trainers, particularly earlier in my career.
6. You write nonfiction, fiction, personal essays, and blog. Is it difficult to switch from one to the other? What are some of the struggles?
I also write a Sunday column for the Midland Reporter Telegram that reviews books written by West Texas authors. That, of course, covers many different genres, and I read a book a week for that purpose. However, that dovetails with the blog for West Texas authors and artists, so that it isn't as much of a burden as it may sound.
When it comes to writing fiction versus nonfiction, I cannot switch in the middle of writing one for the other. Nonfiction, of course, by its very nature, requires a great deal of research and documentation, and I don't know but it seems like a different part of the brain. Fiction, from my experience, may require a certain amount of research in order to make the plot believable, but it also takes on a certain daydreaming and offers a great deal of flexibility about, "Well, what should happen now?" at various junctures in the creative process.
7. What's next in the writing world for Glen Aaron?
I have two nonfiction books that I would like to write, one on mythology, and the other on atomic power versus eco-destruction towards the world's end. One of those I will begin on the writing process in January. Whether I get both written remains to be seen. And then, there is that yearning to return to fiction.



"Jackie had built an invisible shield. How she felt, who she was deep inside, was insulated by what might be called "Jackie logic." In a personal encounter, she could be brutally blunt by pointing out a physical imperfection or character defect of the person she was talking to. "You're too fat. You should do something about it." "You're not my friend. You just want my money." She used innumerable clichés and platitudes for defensive purposes, designed to throw the other person off their game. Over the years, her repertoire grew with use. That "devil take the hindmost" attitude she had had since childhood gave her the confidence to not care what people thought of her. It was they who were after her, not she who was after them. On occasion, she would joke with me that this aspect of her personality was because her parents were first cousins.


"Wealth, extreme wealth, attracts a type of court, as in the days of Louis XIV, that some of these people want to be a part of. It gives them meaning to be seen rubbing shoulders with others of the coterie. Even if the Queen, in this case, Jackie, is not present, there is a sense of acceptance when the court is in session, each person wondering about the others’ special relationship with Jackie. Is it more special, more personal than theirs? This is the social effect of it: The pushing and crowding for pecking-order position, to be that special one who knows the lady just a little better than the next, or to casually say, "When I was having dinner with Jackie the other night…," or to drop some other offhand remark indicating one's special privilege with Jackie. None of this is so much about money as it is about being accepted and part of an honored, moneyed circle. To the social elite, real or imagined, you are known by the clubs to which you belong and those with whom you associate. If you can claim a special or private relationship with a powerful, rich, or influential person, then you are one up on the rest of the group. You are who your friends are, whether they are really your friends or not."






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Glen writes both fiction and nonfiction from his forty-year career and experience as a trial lawyer and consultant in international business and banking.

His nonfiction work as the observer in The Prison Trilogy tells the tales, in chronological order, of how he came to be a lawyer for a Wall Street Journal heiress and her gay husband, and how that representation landed him in federal prison. That is the first in The Trilogy. The second book tells the story of his cellmate, Colonel George Trofimoff, serving life for spying for the KGB. The final book of The Trilogy describes the prisoners, Glen's experiences and takes a hard look at the American criminal justice system.



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by Cliff Hudder







Ne’er-do-well immigration attorney Harrison Bent can’t imagine why the wealthy and mysterious Maggie Leudecke wants him to solve her eminent domain problem.  If he didn’t have an angry wife to placate, an inscrutable stalker to identify, an obsessed girlfriend to escape, and a murder to solve, a successful outcome to the Leudecke case might revive his career, pay for his autistic son’s special school, and—most important of all—help convince his young paralegal, Chloe, that the afternoon she spent with him in a cheap motel wasn’t an error in judgment, but the beginning of something profound.

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"I can think of no one writing today who has so beautifully put into vital relationship officious history and literary fiction with such provocative and thoroughly entertaining results. This is a stunning debut by a master storyteller."  — Wendell Mayo, author of Centaur of the North, In Lithuanian Wood, and B Horror and Other Stories

"I don't recall many historical novellas or novels abounding in comedy. Another distinctive technique is the pseudo-footnotes. They remind me of Nabokov's footnotes in Pale Fire." — Robert Phillips, author of Spinach Days, News About People You Know.






From the book: I know myself. That’s the good news. That’s also the bad news. For example, I knew I was not equipped to deal with the Leudecke case. I also knew I wouldn’t turn it down or hand it off to somebody better suited. But, seriously, what background did I have in eminent domain?  Or with Mexican drug dealers?  Or dead Mexican drug dealers?  None. And I knew it.







CLIFF HUDDER earned an MFA in Fiction Writing from the University of Houston. His work has received the Barthelme and Michener Awards, the Peden Prize, and the Short Story Award from the Texas Institute of Letters.  His novella, Splinterville, won the 2007 Texas Review Fiction Award.  He teaches English at Lone Star College-Montgomery and lives in Conroe, Texas.






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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Adventures in Civic Duty and other musings.

A few weeks ago, I received what most people dread, but I look forward to: a jury summons. I am always excited to go downtown (even though the drive is a total bitch) and wait until my juror number is called. Every single time I have gone down to JD, I have always been dismissed. Well, that all changed yesterday. My number was called, we assembled into a panel, and I was the first juror picked. Hooray! No really, this is what I looked like on the inside:

No really. I was THAT excited.

It was a misdemeanor case, so there were only 6 of us on the jury. After we heard both sides, we adjourned to the room to deliberate. They lock you in there, that shit it no joke. There's 2 bathrooms, and you can totally hear people peeing. It's awkward, but not, because there is nothing you can do. There's a buzzer that you press if you have questions or are ready to deliver the verdict. I was unanimously elected foreman, so I was the representative of the group. My signature is on the paper that contains the verdict. It's very surreal. It was thrilling up until the point where we went back to deliberate. Then my mood changed. Even though it was a small charge, knowing that someone's fate is in your hands is very big, and very emotional. My anxiety was riding high. This case was one where if one particular witness would not have come forward, then the guy would have been not-guilty. Easy Peasy. But, the witness proved that the defendant was guilty. So, a guilty verdict was brought forth from the jury. I still was full of melancholy once we were released, but I did improve once the day went on. I made Gamer Stud take me to Five Guys Burgers because I needed to eat the rest of my feelings. Which I did! It looked just like this:

AH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I have heard several rumblings that someone is trying to make un-poppable bubble wrap a thing. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU DICKS! That is one of the worst ideas ever conceived. That's almost as bad as MTV trying to do a Rocky Horror remake. People freaked out so hard, that they stopped. It never even made it to any kind of production! Success!

I'm going to attempt to make banana bread tonight, so we'll see how that turns out. I want to say that I've made it before. If I have it's been a while. Hooray for baking!

Metal as fuck, yo.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Book Review: DATELINE:PURGATORY

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN.

No really. That's what I thought of when I saw the title. I expected a Dateline-esque story, and I was left hanging.

I will also say that I don't remember this case. At all. Sure I was 11 at the time of the murders, but I remember Selena and Yolanda Saldivar, Karla Faye Tucker, and even Amber Hagerman; whose unsolved murder would eventually bring forth the AMBER alert system. I have no recollection of the 6-6-6 murders. With a name like that, I think I would. I've also ready enough to true crime to be familiar with other cases. But I digress...

I really enjoy reading true crime for some reason, please don't ask me why; so I was looking forward to reading this book. I will give credit to the thorough investigating and research that the author did for this case. Even as I kept reading, I was still divided over Darlie's position. Was she guilty? Did she kill her two oldest sons and slash her throat just millimeters from the kill spot? Or was the house really broken into, Darlie attacked, and the boys stabbed to death? After finishing the book, I lean more to the innocent side. I think the husband had more to do with it than he let on, and I think that someone was hired to do hurt/kill people in the house. The family was so concerned about getting Darlie out of jail and found not guilty, that they completely overlooked the fact that she could be found guilty and go to jail. Which is exactly what happened. This entire case is proof that you need to inform yourself and others ACCURATELY about the judicial process, criminal investigations, and so on. Always get a lawyer, even if you are innocent. Fumbling crime scenes are bound to happen, and people will lie to cover up their mistakes.

I really wish that there were some sort timeline that has all of the events together, because I think that I got a little lost in the book with all of the interviews. That being said, I did enjoy the interviews from the various people involved either with the case, or part of Darlie's family. It was a great way to put different perspectives of the case to work and to show the reader all is not what it seems. I would also like to see updates to the book if there is any more evidence released, including more DNA testing.

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Book Review: The Story Keeper

Bookception. A story within a story. Thus begins Wingate's tale. Within a few days of starting her new job at Vida House Publishing, Jenina Beth Gibbs finds an old manuscript on her desk. Knowing that she shouldn't read it and she should return it to the infamous "slush pile," she reads it anyway and is transported (not literally) back in time to late 1800s Appalachia. Being from there, she goes back home to find the author, which she assumes is also the author of a best-selling time travelling series, complete with celebration weeks at the setting of the story.

I have to say that I enjoyed the book, but it ended to abruptly, making me feel very unfulfilled. The author attempted to wrap everything up in the last few chapters with a pretty bow, and it didn't really work for me. It felt very rushed. The way the book ended wasn't the way I was expecting to to end, but it made sense. I just wish that there was more to the end. I would like to see a continuation, but I don't know if an entire novel will do it justice. Maybe a novella.

The religious aspect of the book was something that intrigued me. I thought of the Brethren Saints as backwoods Duggars, But the Duggars aren't as extreme. Mental, physical, and emotional abuse run rampant to keep the women in the kitchen and the men in charge. I know that there are other religions out there that are similar, and it makes me angry. Even without their religion, the people are stuck in their situation due to low funds, lack of education, etc. Only a few, like Jenina Beth Gibbs, make it out because they are stronger than the abuse. Everyone has potential to break free, but some choose not to out of fear, laziness, or they simply don't know any better. This is also why I would like to see a continuation. I would like to see the future of JBG's family.

This book isn't going to get a huge conversation going, but it definitely needs a discussion. The back of the book has some included, but here's a handy link for the discussion questions:

Like I said, this would be a great book for a small discussion, to the point where I might mention this to our Inspirational Book club person for one of their next books.

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